Joke quotes about life

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Joke quotes about life

1. Sometimes a joke is not intended to make you laugh. It is intended to make you think.

2. I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

~ Jack Handey

3. Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke.

~ Rachel cohn.

4. Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can take a joke.

~ Neil Gaiman

5. Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.

6. you make a joke out of everything. Life's too painful not to.

~ Richelle Mead

7. My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

~ Muhammad Ali

8. Biggest Joke of the century: "Computer and Mobile were invented to save our Time"

9. Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.

~ Ivan Turgenev

10. You learn to kid around and joke and not take things too seriously because somehow its all gonna work out for the best - or you're gonna make it work out.

~ Jack Youngblood

11. It's just kind of like a joke. But we don't forget it very often.

~ Allie Pullar

12. I learnt that fame is an illusion and everything about it is just a joke. I'm far more dangerous now, because I don't care at all.

~ Joe Strummer

13. My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

~ Maya Angelou

14. God is always joking. Look at your own life .. It is a joke! Look at other people's lives, and you will find jokes and jokes and jokes. Seriousness is illness; seriousness has nothing spiritual about it. Spirituality is laughter, spirituality is joy, spirituality is fun.

~ Osho

15. As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.

~ Joan Rivers 

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Watch Jokes

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. 

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 

"I'm here to put you into a trances I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." 

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.  

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations" 

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, " Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." 

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.  

Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. 

"SH*T!" said the Hypnotist. 

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.

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Riding The Train

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. 

"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. 

"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. 

"Heard of what?" 

"Herd of cows." 

"Of course I've heard of cows." 

"No, a cow herd." 

"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!" 

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Fish Creek Provincial Park, Calgary

Fish Creek Provincial Park, Calgary

It is the largest urban park in all of Canada, and just so happens to be one of the best, located in the southern part of Calgary and over three times the size of Vancouver’s famous Stanley Park. Fish Creek flows the entire length of the park and joins the Bow River at the east side, offering visitors a plethora of wildlife viewing opportunities. Visitors here will be privy to 200 bird species, deer, owls, beavers and coyotes which all call this park home. One of the most popular features of the park is Sikome Lake, a man-made lake where thousands of people flock to each summer to swim. A variety of unpaved walking, hiking and bicycle trails are also prevalent throughout Fish Creek Park.

High Park, Toronto

It is Toronto’s largest public park and in recent years the city has invested a lot of time, energy and money into making it one of the greatest urban parks in Canada. High Park is home to a greenhouse, zoo, restaurants, off-leash dog park and more. The signature Sakura cheery blossom trees in Hillside Gardens are the star attraction during April and May when they are in full bloom. Grenadier Pond is the place to head for fishing off the south rim while visitors who want to swim or skate can head to the designated pool and rink.

Hope information about these best Canada parks to be useful for your vacation.

Check out for more parks Canada, Canada parks as well as other city park in the world.

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Windows Solitaire

FreeCell, another popular Windows card game, has a colourful past of its own; despite its relatively late inclusion with the all-conquering Windows (it wasn’t included until 1995), it will be remembered as one of the first networked computer hits. Creator Paul Alfille put together a version of the game in the late 70s/early 80s that could support up to 1000 players at a time.

While Windows has become almost synonymous with casual gaming and office time-wasting, Microsoft had a third, underlying reason for including the game with Windows: getting people comfortable with using both a computer and its own operating system.

It’s easy to forget now, but back in 1990, Windows was still a fairly new concept for a lot of people. So was using a mouse. Heck, the personal computer itself was new to many folks who had grown up using pens, pencils and typewriters. With its simple presentation, bright colours and familiar subject matter, Windows Solitaire was the perfect way for Microsoft “to soothe people intimidated by the operating system” and get them comfortable with using a mouse to point and click on things.

And get comfortable they did.

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